Lmaowtf

That has to be my headband from H&M … yupp it is.

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• boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
• girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

Expectation:

” Oh here’s some money,  you can go to the mall with your friends.”

Reality:

“Then clean the house.”

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jankyass:

beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

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heyfunniest:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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cakeandotheredibles:

paging-doctorfaggot:

kdnms:

I’M ON THE FUCKING FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!

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